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First things first, get that bacon sizzling! Dice your bacon into small pieces and cook it in a large pot or Dutch oven until it's wonderfully crispy. This is where the kitchen starts to smell amazing, honestly. Remove the bacon with a slotted spoon, leaving a little of that glorious bacon fat in the pot. Then, toss in your diced onion and minced garlic. Sauté them until they're soft and fragrant, about 5-7 minutes. I always get a little lost in the smell here, almost forgetting to stir! This step builds the flavor foundation.
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Pour in your chicken broth, scraping up any browned bits from the bottom of the pot – that's pure flavor, friends! Bring it to a gentle simmer. This is where I usually taste the broth and adjust the salt if needed, because a well-seasoned broth makes all the difference. Let it warm through, allowing the onion and garlic flavors to really meld.
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Reduce the heat to low. Now, whisk in your softened cream cheese until it's completely smooth and dissolved into the broth. This step needs a bit of patience; you don't want lumps! Then, stir in the ranch seasoning mix. Oh, the smell changes instantly, and you know you're getting close to that signature flavor. Keep stirring until everything is beautifully combined and creamy.
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Increase the heat slightly and add your egg noodles to the pot. Cook them according to package directions, usually around 7-10 minutes, until they're tender but still have a little bite. Don't overcook them, or they'll turn to mush, and nobody wants that! Stir in your shredded cooked chicken during the last few minutes of noodle cooking. We're just warming it through, not cooking it again.
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Once the noodles are done, stir in the heavy cream. Let it heat through gently for a couple of minutes, but don't bring it to a rolling boil after adding the cream, or it might curdle. Stir in about half of your shredded cheddar cheese until it melts smoothly into the soup, adding even more richness. Taste and adjust seasonings one last time – maybe a little more salt or pepper?
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Ladle the hot soup into bowls. Garnish generously with the remaining crispy bacon, the rest of the shredded cheddar cheese, and a sprinkle of fresh chives or green onions. The smell of the melted cheese and fresh herbs is just divine! Serve immediately and watch everyone's faces light up. This is truly a comforting bowl of deliciousness.